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Shed Demotivational Poster


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.


TAGS: bush mission accomplished douche
Rating: 2.27/5

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Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am
Wörd!


MAN O MAN -


TAGS: perfect man search finished mariand
Rating: 4.64/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:11 pm
May imperfect women should stop looking for the perfect man, besides if they found him he would be too good for her and deserve better!
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 11:32 am
I'm afraid they'll have to bomb someone else with their PMS-I'm spoken for;)
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:55 am
WOW, steve... now all the women around here it will bomb you with PMs...lol
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 3:56 am
I dunno but the perfect man sure sounds a lot like me and I a**ure you I do exist;)
gas - June 5, 2012, 1:58 pm
hehe.. reminds me a Muchachito song (será mejor -it will be better-): "the day you'll love me I quit smoking, the day you'll love me I stop doing drugs, the day you'll love me I stop toasting... well you'd better not love me no more!"


SOMETIMES LOVES SUCKS -


TAGS: rejection braindead finished over
Rating: 4.96/5

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Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am
Nice Point.
BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:45 am
I'm looking at all the comments on this and am surprised! Doesn't anybody see what's going on here...it's his first 3-way *rubs tears from eyes* such sweet memories. Makes you want to get out the scrapbook.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 7:58 pm
You Have No Idea..
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 7:35 pm
And thank you Spacedog. Gee, I didn't think the poster was that great. Apparently, the men of Motifake can really relate to psycho chicks, eh?
spacedog - November 16, 2010, 7:14 pm
Nicely done Telli. 5L
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:46 pm
You tell me RL. I like to think that I'm the later... bahaaaaaa!
Reality Lord - November 16, 2010, 5:21 pm

and may i ask which one you are tellit? oh...5L solid
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:55 pm
A thousand thank you's.
Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 8:34 am
I Saw This Late, normally i would say something witty, but i have eaten way to much sweet sweet goat on this " the first day of eid" to think properly so have 5 holiday lions.
agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:33 am
tsk tsk
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 6:54 am
I'm actually really impressed about my numbers... Cheers.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:51 pm
I already gave a 5, so you won't drop as soon as you usually do.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the 5 L's!!! Now I'll wait until the L's go down.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:50 pm
Can't live with them, can't change your oil without them. Or hook up your DVD player, or loosen a pickle jar, or fall in a toilet....
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:49 pm
More exciting I suppose... men!
pzykosiz - November 15, 2010, 8:47 pm
i'm a psycho anyway, so i don't care. 5L's
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
I have to disagree. Psycho isn't psycho unless it has a bubbly side.
tellitlikeitis - November 15, 2010, 8:43 pm
Oh, come on now boys, only during PMS for the strong willed women. Psycho chicks are 24/7.
agdaniele - November 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
tomayto, tomahtoe
rerun - November 15, 2010, 8:11 pm

or telling the difference


THE LIVER IS EVIL - And must be punished mercilessly




I'VE NEVER WATCHED BADMINTON BEFORE -


TAGS: olympics crushed dreams
Rating: 4.91/5

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mariand - August 3, 2012, 1:49 am
lol...sadly funny


DUDE - They wanted you to do it.


TAGS: hippie banished authority reverse psychology
Rating: 2.38/5

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firefly - June 18, 2009, 1:57 pm
Give proper credit. That's from Prodigy's Music for the Jilted Generation album.


HUMANITY -


TAGS: good deed punished greed hammy
Rating: 4.2/5

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Hawamleh - December 7, 2010, 6:54 am
I love it too, it just says so much
CANADA - December 6, 2010, 11:21 pm
I love that picture its my desktop


I AM JUST A STONE IN THE ROAD - You tread over me as you move on with your life.


TAGS: crushed under foot
Rating: 4.57/5

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FreeDancerPL - February 11, 2012, 11:07 am
This is a lovely one! The pic just catches the right mood...
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:49 pm
Good. =)
TrueGrave - February 10, 2012, 5:45 pm
I have some funny attempts in mind to break up the sad posters, if they get approved that is lol the calender helps.
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:41 pm
Very good post. Sad, but good. (hug)


LADY LIBERTY - Standing Tall Standing Proud Remembering Those Who Are Gone


TAGS: lady liberty tall proud remembering those who perished on 9 11
Rating: 4.14/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:39 pm
Nice job. It includes all who are here legally
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:35 pm
So, pretty much everyone except mexicans? 5L


Gotta Know -


TAGS: sleep feelings refreshed bed day
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:42 am
Dammit...only choke? I was really trying for that snort through your nose thingy. Oh well still taking the 5L's. Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:03 pm
Prissy, you made me choke on my coffee again! Totally relate!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!


WISHES -




TWO SHEDS - Because two sheds are better than one.


TAGS: two sheds
Rating: 1.86/5

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Charles - September 14, 2008, 11:19 pm
@ pro - that's the first thing I thought of too lol. I thought about selling it, this whole thing has gotten bloody ridiculous.
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 1:58 pm
I don't get it.
Drew - August 29, 2008, 1:55 pm
It started off as a reference to the Python skit, but this is kind of a sucker punch on that theme that just popped into my head. I just figured I'd get all sorts of flames if it referenced the skit and nobody knew about it.
Agamemnon218 - August 29, 2008, 1:41 pm
Agamemnon's college roommate loses his Motifake virginity! He's working on a couple j******t pics next, no doubt...
pro - August 29, 2008, 1:36 pm
What? You mean this doesn't refer to the classic Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson-skit? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLjS3gzHetA
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 29, 2008, 1:12 pm
I kinda like it. Keep posting!
Drew - August 29, 2008, 12:59 pm
Be kind--it's my first one!


TWO DRINK MINIMUM -


TAGS: adult beverages day sloshed iceman
Rating: 4.88/5

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Ding - January 23, 2011, 9:33 am
Mr Right appears to have a hangover already...
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:58 pm
Now, that's my kind of minimum, however 5Lagers for this one!
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:00 am

i'll drink to that!
agdaniele - January 8, 2011, 11:54 pm
Magnifitastic.


CHERISHED PHOTOS -


TAGS: locket wife silver cherished ph**os
Rating: 4.5/5

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Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 9:28 am
Tags right, Title wrong.. WTF?!
mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:41 pm
lol...funny 5L


FALL -




When the cat's away -




EXTRACTING THE GEM -




DESOLATION -


TAGS: goddawful poetry doggerel unleashed
Rating: 3.96/5

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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 4:04 am
1L'd by giulio


CRUSHED - Really Officer - I didn't see you


TAGS: crushed
Rating: 2.44/5

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MY SOUL IS FULL OF LONGING - for the secret of the sea. And the heart of the great ocean sends a thrilling pulse, it is NOW I must go pee.




If your only tool is a hammer... -


TAGS: hammer mashed nail painful ouch
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - July 26, 2014, 9:29 am
Grandpa used to try to "save the nail" by taking a small drill bit and drilling through the nail to empty the blood. I don't remember it ever working, though...
Oldsod - July 26, 2014, 9:29 am
Grandpa used to try to "save the nail" by taking a small drill bit and drilling through the nail to empty the blood. I don't remember it ever working, though...
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:30 pm
Been there more times than I 5Like to remember. Saves a hell of a lot of $ on nail polish though.


Lists -


TAGS: mashed potatoes are difficult to get out of a purse
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - February 28, 2014, 4:54 pm

brutal...just brutal. well done man!
GaryO - February 28, 2014, 9:28 am
SON-OF-A-BYTCH, MAN!! Thought I’d seen it all, but n-o-o-o-o-o; ‘whikteee’, the melon lays one down. Oh, the profundity…………..tired now


The Shed -


TAGS: shed murder death psychopath ponies
Rating: 4.88/5

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Cannabal - October 29, 2013, 11:33 am
This pick is from "Shed.mov" if you want to enjoy it for all its gory--duh, I mean blood and guts.
MissPriss - October 29, 2013, 11:24 am
A huge 5L thank you...always hated those cutesy little ponies! Bahamuhahaha


Dead Poet's Society -




FURniture -




HOPE RIDES HIGH -


TAGS: crushed expectations
Rating: 4.72/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
He'll get a nice one mooooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 11:02 pm
It is...but you're just looking for a better Christmas present...lol.
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
Good one RL!
CoolioIndeed - December 13, 2010, 10:43 pm
ols


COSPLAY -


TAGS: bang pow smashed
Rating: 4.57/5

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shmoe13 - January 29, 2011, 6:06 am
whoa whoa whoa robin was found in batman's "cave"
Derek - August 3, 2010, 6:14 pm
Robin! I didn't expect to find you here too!


Set Yourself Free -




TO PROTECT AND SERVE -


TAGS: purple day thanks for the tribute earlier rerun no good deed goes unpunished
Rating: 4.18/5

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rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:24 pm

Grey - I just read the tags....reap what you sow, reap what you sow.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:54 pm

yeah, it did. nothing like a bad pun.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:53 pm
They all fall for that quality.
MrRandom - January 11, 2010, 8:53 pm
Ugghhhhhh, that hurt to read rerun.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:53 pm

thank god, Moooooooooooooooo is udderly unpredictible
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:52 pm
Crooked cop, huh Grey?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:51 pm
You're in the back seat, being taught the finer points of motifaking by moooooo. But don't worry.... he's handcuffed.... as you requested.
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 8:50 pm
I hate to disappoint you aggy, I really do, but, you're not on the Motifake safety patrol. you're on the actual Motifake police squad.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:48 pm

who is who here?
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 8:48 pm
did you notice the embroidery?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:46 pm
Ummmmmmmm..... yeah.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:45 pm

that must make me Sundance
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2010, 8:32 pm
nice hat ;)
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:23 pm
I look butch!


BEING AN ASTRONAUT WAS MY DREAM - but I never had the grades or the endurance plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me


TAGS: another dream crushed
Rating: 4.13/5

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JLBachs - May 19, 2010, 4:06 pm
WTF is up with those flags?
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 9:56 pm
Lol.


Grills -




Traffic Hazards -




A GREYBEARD -


TAGS: distinguished look queen
Rating: 3.54/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 9:48 pm
LMAO! that's a perfect picture


RATE THE RESTAURANT SITE - Won't be back!!


TAGS: mashed
Rating: 3.4/5

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fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:19 am
Has potential; keep working on it.


DOING TIME -




TUNNELING - In real life it can prove your courage. On the internet it proves you're a douche bag.


TAGS: and chuck norris is a washed up has been
Rating: 3.17/5

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Logic Man - July 23, 2009, 6:37 pm
Sweeeet! I wet myself a little looking at that drill. Crazy.
... - July 5, 2009, 12:43 am
Amen...Tunnels suck!!!!!!
Cubbyfan - July 4, 2009, 6:01 pm
Tunneling, you're doing it right! LOL
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 2:44 pm
You've got my 5 TTH.


VELVET ELVIS - No longer just a crappy painting! Now a crappy Cabernet Sauvignon from the Napa Valley!


TAGS: september challenge elvis washed down his nana sammich with it
Rating: 3.05/5

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Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:14 pm
If a bogan drinks a bad wine and enjoys it, and nobody with taste is there to say otherwise - is it a crappy wine?
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 11:48 am
Top notch!!


BEER - It's like sea sick in a bottle...




BREAKING NEWS! - Remake of "The Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes" coming




You call these mashed potatoes? -




DUNCAN - Better at shredding then you'll ever be




S H E D D I N G - Sometimes it can go too far.




INTERNET CIVILITY: THE UNDERSTATEMENT -




Mile Marker -


TAGS: calendar drunk inebriated smashed hammered
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 20, 2015, 12:57 am

She's had at least one for every lane in the highway, al5o.


Wasted space -


TAGS: shed excess baggage and soar
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - July 9, 2016, 8:48 am
Real nice, Silvy! Definite ^!


Guilt -




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